The funniest jokes on the net

Save all manner of bacon grease. If it can't be fried in bacon grease, it ain't worth cooking, let alone eating. Just because one can drive on snow and ice does not mean we can't stay home the two da…

Q: What's the slowest thing in the world? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned? They were riverdancing.

What is the Cuban national anthem? ''Row Your Boat!''

What did Saddam Hussein have in common with his father? Neither knew when to pull out!

Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m.. Son: Dad, at your age, he had become the Prime Minister of England.

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock? Ricky Retardo

Why are there so many trees along the streets of Paris? So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do Saddam and Miss Muffet have in common? They both have Kurds in their Way!

Q: Where does an Irish person go on a vacation? A: A new bar

There was an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman. They all worked on the top of a cliff and the Englishman said, “If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow I'll jump off this cliff!” The Irishman s…

    According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of stopping.  If anything, it's getting worse.     Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing…

    An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and land in each of the pints. The Englishma…

A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London. ''Excuse me, but if you wanted the steak you might not get one as there is a shortage due to the mad cow disease,'' says the wait…

An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food. The concier…

They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one present, and no future.

Q. What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? A. Hose A and Hose B

What's the difference between a hotel and a fanny? You don't have to leave your bags outside a hotel.

What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food? Gaelic breath.

An Irishman has been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, …

One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him what he wanted him to do. After God had briefed him on his mission, the minister decided to ask him a question. “God,” he said, “What is heaven lik…

Canada, in view of recent events, will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana plant. That way, the people of Quebec will have good reason to burn the flag.

Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it in water.

Did you hear about the Irish lamp post? It peed on the dog.

Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto.

The difference between a divorce and a circumcision is... in a divorce you get rid of the whole schmuck.

What's the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bill Clinton? You only have to get down on one knee to greet the queen.

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko.

Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks.