The funniest jokes on the net

Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.

Yo' mama so dumb, she waited at a STOP sign until it said GO!

Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.

Yo mama so fat, she woked up in sections.

Yo mama so ghetto, she washes paper plates.

Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses Tickle Me Elmo for a vibrator.

Yo mama is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

Your mama cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat!

Yo' mama so fat, she showered and found an old thong!

Your mama's so fat, after sex she smoked a turkey!

Yo mama's so dumb, she tried to drown her pet fish.

Yo Mama's breath is so bad, she could clear a chat room.

Yo mama is so fat, she uses pillowcases for socks.

Yo' mama's teeth are so yellow, she smiles and traffic slows down!

Yo mama's so stupid, she put a penny in a gumball machine and waited for change.

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole.

Yo' mama so fat, she drives a Spandex car!

Yo Mama is so fat, she leaves stretchmarks in the bath tub

Yo' daddy is so fat the only train he can travel is the GRAVY TRAIN.

Yo mama's so dirty, plants grow off her ass.

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued.

Yo mama so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo mama so dry, the crabs carry canteens.

Yo mama so ghetto, her wedding cake was made out of cornbread.

Your momma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

Yo momma is so fat that when she wore high-heels, she struck oil!

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo Mama is so stupid it took her an hour to make Minute Maid!