Found 7 results for Dutch+ jokes
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A little something for everyone...... TOP TEN (Uncategorised jokes)
A little something for everyone......
TOP TEN REASONS FOR BEING DUTCH
1. You can get arrested for growing plants, but not for smoking them.
2. You can make jokes about the Belgians and still d…
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Heaven vs. Hell (Foreign jokes)
One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him what he wanted him to do.
After God had briefed him on his mission, the minister decided to ask him a question.
God, he said, What is heaven lik…
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, (Uncategorised jokes)
I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
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Dutch Virgin (Sexuality jokes)
Q: What do you call a virgin in Dutch?
A: Goodandtight!
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Speaking Women-ese (Sexuality jokes)
WHAT WOMEN SAY & REALLY MEAN:
CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?
There is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine,
again.
I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
... without you in it.…
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Four fonts walk into a bar The barman says "Oi - get (Uncategorised jokes)
Four fonts walk into a bar
The barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"
Two peanuts walk into a bar
One was a salted
A jump-lead walks into a bar.
The barman says "I'll ser…
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Warning! Incredibly Harmful Virus! (Sexuality jokes)
If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous e-mail virus yet.
It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, b…
