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ue story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. This was a hue wedding with over 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception the groom got up on stage and took the … to support them at their wedding. He especially

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusua … 100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to prom … sfied. On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the

t on the town before his wedding. Below are some amusing quotes taken from actual bucks ni … morning in time for the wedding 8)- He was tied spread-eagled on the wire fence at the … f to top it all off, the wedding was the next day.

On the day of the Royal Wedding, Sofia was getting dressed, surrounded by all her family, … of white shoes from her wedding so she lent them to Sofia for the day. Unfortunately, the

A little girl at a wedding asked, "Mommy, why do brides always wear white?" "Becau … Halfway through the wedding, the girl whispered, "Mommy, if brides wear white because

Yo mama so ghetto, her wedding cake was made out of cornbread.

awaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at … Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go

boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps,

    Marol spent her wedding night in her family home. As was the tradition for many y

ather one day before the wedding and told him about his problem. His feet REALLY stunk, e … off to get ready for the wedding, happy. The couple is married and they are happy,

londe bring a gun to the wedding? A: She was told she was supposed to hold up the bride

if you're late for your wedding because you were at a monster truck rally.

Why are women's wedding dress' colored white? It already matches the kitchen ap

ve by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Weddng Ring, Suffering. Our last fight was my fault: My wife as

in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happen wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.

On the day of her wedding to Prince Edward, Sophie was getting dressed, surrounded … of white shoes from her wedding, so she lent them to Sophie for the day. Unfortunately t

e daughters and at their weddings she asked them to write home and tell her about their ma … n it was the third one's wedding. The mother was anxious. It took four weeks for a message

playing baseball on his wedding day. The guy at the plate hits the ball, and it nails Joe … ''Oh please doc it's my wedding night. You've gotta do something!'' The doctor then

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