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Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the

Hey, lady! You're really ugly!"� The lady was furious and continued on her way. On the wa … Hey, lady! You're really ugly!"� She was incredibly ticked now, so she went into the store

If ugliness was a record, yo mama would go triple platinum.

Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pin

Yo mama's so ugly, yo dad first met her at the pound.

Your mama's so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.

Yo mama is so ugly, your dad only takes her out on October 31st.

You're so ugly you could sell your body to science fiction movies.

You're so ugly, yo' mama had to tie a porkchop around your neck to get the

oss told her to take her ugly ass home she came back 10 min later with no ass.

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor looked at your mom and s

Your face is so ugly, you look out the window and get arrested for mooning!

Yo mama is so ugly that when she smiles, it hurts.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born her mama said, “what a treasure,” and her

Your girlfriend is so ugly, the trashman won't even pick her up.

t's the position to make ugly babies? Ask your parents.

Yo mama is so ugly, she stuck her face in cookie dough and made gorilla cookies

Yo sister so ugly, I thought she was yo mama.