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A little something for everyone...... TOP TEN REASONS FOR BEING DUTCH 1. You can get arrested for growing plants, but not for smoking them. 2. You can make jokes about the Belgians and still d…

1. Two World Wars and one World Cup 2. Proper beer 3. You can confuse everyone with the rules for cricket 4. You get to accept defeat graciously 5. Union Jack Underpants 6. You can live in t…

Following complaints made to the IRB about the All Blacks being allowed to motivate themselves by performing the 'Haka' before their games, other nations were asked to suggest pre-match rituals of the…

Ten Stupidest Names In Football 1) Johnny Vegas Not the fat man who tells blue jokes at the Edinburgh festival, but rather the Peruvian goalkeeper who featured in a recent World Cup qualifier again…

Sports For Laughs "...and there is Ola Petrova from Romania, I tip her as a future champion. I saw her snatch this morning, and it was magnificent.." (David Coleman - Weightlifting commentator) …

Colemanballs: And here's Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago" (David Coleman) "Once Tony Daley opens his legs you've got a problem" (Howard Wilkinson) Its a…

Here are 15 fantastic Keegan quotes: (1) "England have the best fans in the world and Scotland's fans are second-to-none." (2) "It's like a toaster, the ref's shirt pocket - every time there's a…

* When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay. * Experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time. * You get to eat insect food like snails and frog''s legs. * If there''s a wa…

New error messages included in Windows Millennium Edition The following are new Error messages that are included in Windows Millennium Edition: 1.Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. 2.Enter an…

One night three guys wanted to rob a bank. They found a bank with the lights off and they started to rob it. They smashed the windows and a door with crowbars. They found the safe and broke into it. …

The Perfect Dump -- Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth slidi…